Anyone else looking likely to be last in their group?
That old gypsy woman was right, damn her and her heather.
Chin up though, because England are still very much on the bouncy castle - and while the likes of Spain and Italy are crying and putting their socks and shoes back on, we're still throwing ourselves around like would be kings. Still a few big boys on here, but what's that? I think I hear their mothers calling.
Our mum's gone to get us a ice-cream, and there's a massive queue at the Mr. Whippy, so she'll be
AGES!
Come on!
Would anyone be interested in a fourth place consolation play-off? Winner gets an extra flake.