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 Post subject: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:45 am 
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Prediction:

England kick off.

They pass the ball hesitantly and awkwardly around the back four for approximately 45 seconds.

Beckham picks up the ball just in front of the right full back. He drills it toward the corner flag, skipping off the wet turf it zips out of play coming to rest against the advertising hoardings.

All hope of anything better dies quickly and ingloriously like a first world war soldier shot through the head before he's even got over the lip of his own trench.

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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:00 am 
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I don't think you're allowed to pick up the ball.

You're thinking of rugby, there.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:20 am 
That's why we should drop Beckham.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:21 am 
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After 4 minutes and 28 seconds Sweden score from a poorly-defended corner. Nothing else happens for another 34 minutes or so until the equalizer in minute 39, which comes just as I have gone to the fridge for a beer. From there, the game limps to a tedious 1:1 finish and I wish I had spent the evening making an inflatable hat stand out of kitkat wrappers instead.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:23 am 
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Doug. You look a little bit like my friend Jonathan Lessmore.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:25 am 
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Well then my life has finally begun to mean something.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:30 am 
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Not really Less-More's a c*nt.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:32 am 
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The odd thing is after looking at these pictures for a while I've started to think that we all actually look like that.


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 Post subject: Re: England Vs Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:48 am 
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doug wrote:
The odd thing is after looking at these pictures for a while I've started to think that we all actually look like that.


I do. Not look like my picture. I've just got married. Or maybe the days of crushing failure are all starting to get to me.

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