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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:57 am 
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Please hand in here everything you said when you weren't thinking straight and the god of Kibble will absolve.

My own sins include "Bob's a fairweather footy fan" - not true. Apologies Bob. I was tired, drunk and dissapointed. "Well at least it wasn't liverpool" - Unworthy of me, and lets face it, with Heskey's challenge and Stevie G's backpass it might as well have been.

Not to mention the "cracks" about the usual suspects...ethnic cleansing, rape, war crimes, log-flumes.

Please, unburden yourselves. I feel much better now.


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at half time, like a smug twat, I patted my (french) girlfriend's leg and whispered something along the lines of "it's only a game"

then the God of hubris came and gave me a damn good kick up the hole.

I am very sorry.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:53 pm 
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As Zidane lined up his free-kick, I lent across to the wife and said "Thats in the back of the net"

Microseconds later I leap up and shout "James you useless poncy c***********nt!!!!" in front of my 13 month old daughter.


I made her cry and had to placate her with some Quavers.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:30 pm 
Davey - apology accepted. I knew you weren't thinking clearly. In fact you had the look of a man who'd gladly have glassed himself at being associated (non-sexually for once) with the double dildo of spaffness that was Hesky and Gerrard...I too was hurting...I even covered up my shirt and put away my flag for the long trip home...
I received a justifiable final warning and yellow card for remarks made during the War Criminals v. Clock Makers match and accept my repremands...but I wasn't finished.
I cut my girlfriend off mid phone conversation to talk to a friend who was phoning me from Lisbon...I'm still in the dog house for that one...


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Good work Fitz!


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