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 Post subject: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:27 am 
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John Terry is going to score. It is written. (I just wrote it.) And I don't mean SCORE wiv one of the ovver player's MISSUS (arf, arf). Or even misses. (arf).

A header from a corner on 37 minutes. Cue akward celebrations with the other players.

In the second half Matthew Upson will get sent off for a nothing challenge on a Slovenia. 'Second yellow. He had to go'. Cue shredded nerves.


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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:41 am 
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It'll be a scrappy one nil at best.

Crouchy to score in the last ten mins as we're panicking and pumping long balls into the box (which, ironically, plays *against* the big man's strengths counterintuitive though his team mates, managers and armchair pundits find that to be).

Lots of forced "you should be at work" type refrences from Motson.

"And the england defence stationary there... speaking of stationary Mark Lawrenson..."

"England need to punch a hole through this defence, perhaps they need a hole-punch"

Etc. Etc.


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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:58 am 
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Anyone watching it in a pub in London? I've got the afternoon off. Call my mobile if anyone is around.


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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:02 pm 
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We have a fat, blimp-shaped, work experience kid moping around the office in a tracksuit. He is not entirely sure what he should be doing, whatever he does do is badly done and half-arsed in the extreme, and he is clearly desperate to be absolutely anywhere else.

This is is exactly how the England team will be playing this afternoon.


He also keeps eyeing up my female staff like a randy little tubby frog.

Thats my job.

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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:11 am 
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You sure that's not Armit back for a visit?


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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:11 am 
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Damn you England.

Now I actually have to start caring about the world cup again.

Well, only until Sunday that is.


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 Post subject: Re: England v Slovenia
PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:27 pm 
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You sure that's not Armit back for a visit?


Could well be. Although this version seems to be able to use a computer without swearing.

Does about as much work though.

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