Alan Kibble's Decisive In/Out European Kibble Cup 2016

Can anyone explain to me in simple English why Mark's Kibble totals seem to have doubled? Because if there is any special dispensation can I get some of it?

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Can't remember where that spit and vinegar thing came from - it's been haunting me

OK - now I'm starting to get worried. There have been views of my post, but no replies. Is there some giant conspiracy afoot? Any solace for my sorely troubled kibbling brain?

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Can't remember where that spit and vinegar thing came from - it's been haunting me

No you're quite right pal - Mark's scores have definitely increased - perhaps because it seems he has played 20 games.

Mark, are you playing for Alan as well? If not, MR KIBBLE I DEMAND A RECOUNT.

Has Mr Kibble been drinking the spirit(s) of Kibble again?

Is there a rule about cheating?

Should the COMPUTER be disqualified?

EH?

I've just noticed this too. Seems slightly odd. I've asked Alan to investigate.

I think he's scoring each game twice, once for every eye he watched it with. (I know he has access to Alan's special database, I saw him access it the other day)

I saw him stick his winkie in database pretending it was the primary key.

You have to turn both keys at once.

I've seen Superman 2

Isn't that Superman 3 with Richard Pryor and the big stupid computer?

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Can't remember where that spit and vinegar thing came from - it's been haunting me

Yes it was.

I was just saying I've seen Superman 2. Any connection to what had gone before in the conversation was purely coincidental.