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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:02 am 
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No prizes for guessing that my nomination goes to Cristiano *twat-head-pussy-golden-shoes* Ronaldo.

Any other nominations?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:26 am 
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I would like to nominate Christian Ronaldo. Again. Because he is such an enormous twat.

Few things in life are as fun as the sight of a Myddelton in full, Fergusonesque fury ranting against the "Cheating Cunting Portuguese Fuckhead".


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:12 am 
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yup.

Not fond of Didier *dive-like-fucker* Drogba either - maybe he'll behave better when he's not playing for the Arsehole Chelsea scum.

God, I love football - it's even better for swearing than driving is.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:15 am 
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jo wrote:

Didier *dive-like-fucker* Drogba



Should read "Didier *dive-like-A-fucker* Drogba" of course - if we're still being pedantic


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:21 am 
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Can I add my fingers to the growing arsehole of wanking underachievement that is, Cristiano "Lost Twice To Greece. Yes, Greece. Greece. Including in the FINAL" Ronaldo.

Show us yer Carling Cup Medal you wank-titting cock-sucking nob jockey.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:30 am 
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oh goody! such fun!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:48 am 
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Ajen Robben really fucks me off!


(note - in a bad way. Not a good dirty manner0


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:49 am 
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He is indeed one of the fucking fuckheadedest fuckwits around - but there's got to be a vote for Oliver Cunt from Germany whose bitter benchwarming willl provide endless hours of entertainment. Though in fairness Germany's twat-quotient is lower than usual due to the absence of Andy Moller, Lothar Matthaus, Mattias Sammer and the twat to end all twats Effing Steffenburg (Steffen Effenburg for the uninitiated).

To be fair, England have got a few cocks among their ranks as well.

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oh goody! such fun!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:52 am 
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I love the phrase "bitter benchwarming".

I'm going to use it in my next lesson.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:55 am 
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Inzaghi from Italy's got to be in with a shout with his lack of goals and balance and general diving gayness

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Ronaldo is indeed one of the fucking fuckheadedest fuckwits around - but there's got to be a vote for Oliver Cunt from Germany whose bitter benchwarming willl provide endless hours of entertainment. Though in fairness Germany's twat-quotient is lower than usual due to the absence of Andy Moller, Lothar Matthaus, Mattias Sammer and the twat to end all twats Effing Steffenburg (Steffen Effenburg for the uninitiated).

To be fair, England have got a few cocks among their ranks as well.

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oh goody! such fun!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:58 am 
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SUPPOSEDLY THE GREATEST GOALKEEPER THAT'S EVER LIVED.

My personal favourite memory of Oliver Kahn is from 2001. It's of Kahn's crumpled disbelief as he fished the ball out of the net after Emile Heskey had scored against him. His watery Baverian eyes expressing utter incredulity as he couldn't decide what was worse, letting in a goal to Emile Heskey, or the fact that it was the FIFTH goal he'd conceded that evening.

Marvellous.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:11 pm 
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tom wrote:
Inzaghi from Italy's got to be in with a shout with his lack of goals and balance and general diving gayness


I presume you mean 'gay' in the Chris Moyle sense of the word, i.e. fat fucking twat.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:25 am 
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Still got to be Ronaldo...

The gypo-faced fuck-twat from pissing-portugal not the fat brazilian wazzock.


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Agreed. And full marks to all for this being pointed out well in advance of recent events.


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