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Author:  bob [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:59 am ]
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I pray to the gods that managed to put an under-fit, uninspired Rooney back together that it is not so...
Why mother must the three lions bite so weakly?...there's THREE of them...and they're lions for fucks sake...

Author:  sowton [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:59 am ]
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Pal, for a man a long way adrift at the bottom of the Kibble table (and who is presumably still confident about Mexico drawing with Angola 0-0 later today) I'd like to applaud your strong and cocksure views on English football.

Author:  kris [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:01 pm ]
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Mexico WILL draw 0-0 with Angola.

Have I ever been wrong before.

Yes.

Every time.

Author:  bob [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:01 pm ]
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Well I'm not sure of my cock (is it supposed to bend like that?) but I thank you nonetheless.
As for England...well I love those crazy bastards but they sure make you work as a viewer...reckon I burnt off more energy than Owen yesterday...and got closer to the target...

Author:  kris [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:03 pm ]
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I certainly drank more lager during the game than any of the england players.

Author:  bob [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:05 pm ]
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I chose to supple at the teet of bottled Corona...I like the lime taste, it nullifies the acid flavour of football disappointment...

Author:  kris [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:10 pm ]
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you get to drink lager out of a lady's breasts? If I found a pub that did that I'd drink EVEN MORE than I do already.

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