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 Post subject: Cock it!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:15 pm 
Nearly dropped my pint in horror. Found myself sitting in an ENGLISH public house for a game of football and couldn't believe my eyes.
We scored two good goals.
But it took us 83 minutes against a, well lets just speak our minds here, SHITE side. Don't give me any of that 'Didn't they defend well' or 'they had a couple of pops at our net' crap. They were rubbish and we still couldn't walk away 4-0 up. Beckham had a cracker (apart from his obvious lack of free kick flair) and Gerrard's goal will have the keepers worried but we were unhappily off target for the majority of a very one-sided encounter.
I need to see more passion from the players.
I want someone to RUN at the opposition.
I need another drink...BARKEEP? YES PLEASE!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:15 pm 
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Sorry that was me posting! Forgot to log in...what a twat...


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:35 am 
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Hello Bobbles!

Last night I drank too much of this thing called "Guinness". I liked it. It made me more confident and feel nice inside (though I had to wee a lot).

This morning I feel really bad like I want to be sick and cry a little bit. I don't think I will be drinking "guinness" ever again.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:26 am 
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Yes you will. Tonight.

Hello Bobbule! I nearly started a fight with some skinheads by starting a 'there's only one Joseph Stalin' chant.

I am very very ashamed of myself.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:44 am 
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For Sale: One Barn Door in MINT CONDITION.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:50 am 
HAAAAAAAAAAAA !


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:51 am 
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Ha! Ha!

Also:

For Sale:

Pigs Arse + Banjo Set (unused). Would suit keen swingers.

Contact: D. Beckham - Herts.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:01 am 
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For sale: the glittering promise of youth.Will exchange for white stick and a map to the goal.

Contact: Michael Owen


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:22 am 
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For sale: one gargantuan, fuzzy haired, furry tongued, boot-breathed hangover.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:24 am 
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By 'K Dyer' I do of course mean me.

This is not some obscure reference to the footballer and erstwhile England player Keiren 'show us yer winky' Dyer.

I'm making the rather unsophisticated point that i've got a hangover.

Many thanks.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:34 am 
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I'm officially aiming to have a hangover by this time tomorrow.

Its for fathers day


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:51 am 
I only started this thread because I wanted to use the expression 'Cock it'.
Just goes to show that you CAN stretch a good thing.

Top postings all round.

Funny thing is I doubt we've EVER played this poorly and managed to accumulate 6 points from 2 group games...

I fear for us...expecially seeing as how if the fates collided and things went our way/predictably we look likely to meet Germany, Argentina and Brazil...ho hum...

I think I'll go back to drinking now...it's nearly at the yard arm...but who really gives a Crouch about the time!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:53 am 
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ASS! forgot to log in AGAIN!
Call me simple, call me forgetful...call me Bob. That's actually my name...well no it's not really, it's Robin...


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:54 am 
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You FOOL!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:56 am 
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You know what's going to happen. We'll save our best performance for the first match that we lose. All the while we play badly we will win.


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