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 Post subject: A vision of Alan....
PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:53 am 
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Dear fellow Kibblers, something strange happened to me recently.

Having seemingly spent the entire group stage of Mrs Kibble's World Cup of Cups Kibble playing in a state of amnesia as to the central aim of Kibble - predicting the correct results of selected games of football - I was a mess. A wreck. I was wondering the streets, bumming dregs of White Lightening from any hobo i could find with a kindly face.
It was in a 'Lightening' induced stupour - lying in a puddle of my own making - that i had what i can only describe now as a vision. A pair of quite extraodinarily large feet walked towards me. I sat up. I wiped the teary crust from my eyes. And there was Alan.

Alan.

In all his resplendant glory, Alan.

'Little Jim', said Alan, in a voice like honey and razors,

'What are you doing? You're playing Kibble like an arse! Pull your blinking thumb out and predict some correct bloody scores!'

He proceeded to kick me three times with a force that only Alan's over-sized shoes could muster. He then turned round, dropped his trousers and mooned me.

It was, of course, a sign. Brazil 3 Chile 0.

I would like to offer a public thank you to Alan. His spirit helped me at my lowest ebb, and for that i am eternally grateful.

To Alan.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:12 pm 
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Ha! Excellent. An inspiring tale.

"honey and razorblades" sounds like one of those brightly coloured shower gels my wife likes to buy. Tingly (and cutty, be careful when soaping one's "areas").


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:32 pm 
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What a moving and inspiring tale.

"Honey and Razors" aslo sounds like a lesbian rock band.

Which can only be a good thing.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:44 pm 
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I'm going to read the story of Little Jim's Vision of Alan again later tonight and have a good, hard, wank.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:35 pm 
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PALMS.... OFF!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:58 pm 
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Whooa there, Kris has suddenly turned up and spazzed all over the message boards.


Sadly, I have to question the veracity of this tall tale. It is this passage that aroused my suspicions:

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You're playing Kibble like an arse!


I put it to you, esteemed judge and jury, that Alan would have used the proper verb form "to kibble", as in "You're kibbling like an arse", rather than "You're playing Kibble like an arse".

THere's clearly something fishy (pollocky?) going on here. Either you were duped into believing that Alan had appeared to you, or your whole story is a fabrication!

What say you to these allegations, Little Mr Jim?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:04 pm 
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doug wrote:
I put it to you, esteemed judge and jury, that Alan would have used the proper verb form "to kibble", as in "You're kibbling like an arse", rather than "You're playing Kibble like an arse".

THere's clearly something fishy (pollocky?) going on here. Either you were duped into believing that Alan had appeared to you, or your whole story is a fabrication!

What say you to these allegations, Little Mr Jim?


He might have just misheard him.


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