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 Post subject: A recommendation.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:32 pm 
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About 6 years ago, during my final year at university, Nestle launched the "Chunky Kitkat". It was a revelation. It instantly ended my brief love affair with the "Toffee Crisp". I never looked back. I ate one every day, even though I was poor. The most satisfying, crunchiest, chunkiest chocolate bar yet devised by man. Unsurpassable.

Until now.

You may have noticed that Nestle recently launched the "Peanut Butter Chunky Kitkat". It's the bee's knees. Or it would be if bees had chocolate bars for knees. They don't. They have knees. Actually, I suspect they don't have knees at all. Nevermind.

Point is, it's great. Try one. I beg of you. It might just be a short-term promotion/try-out, and you cannot afford to miss it. It would be like having tickets to an England World cup final and not going because you can't find your trousers. You just wouldn't. You'd go in your pants. To the final. Not in your pants.

Go on. Do it. Now.


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 Post subject: Re: A recommendation.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am 
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You're moving back to York aren't you. Might your new job be working in the P.R. department of Nestles?


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 Post subject: Re: A recommendation.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:23 pm 
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He's right you know - that peanut butter kitkat really does help small striped flying insects bend their legs. Make of that what you will.

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 Post subject: Re: A recommendation.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:26 pm 
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I can make a hat... or a brooch... or a pteredactyl...


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